Documentarian James Whackler turns his lens this time not to supermen, but instead the animal kingdom. The results are f***ing crazy. 1.50MB.

They're cute 'n cuddly, they can use the magic icons on their bellies to summon objects from their magic inventory, and they bleed real, real good. Send them to someone you love/hate!

Valentine's Day E-card (313KB)

An inspiring and ongoing saga documenting the the successes and failures of a rare American visionary. Plus old people are brutalized.

I (1.04MB) - II (1.27MB) - III (2.06MB)

Six months in the making, John's Arm's latest adventure has more Easter Eggs than a church picnic. It's got aliens with grotesquely large genitalia, too. And squirrels. Don't bring the kids. 3.89MB. A mutha.

Imagine a pastoral valley filled with all manner of cute li'l animals rustling about. Wait... oh my GOD, what are they DOING? Yikes! Anyway, here's the Sordid Hollow Easter Special! 396KB.

Got a problem? Tell it to a wild bear with a bad case of flatulence. Before you know it, you'll be leaving your troubles on your doorstep and strolling down the sunny side of the street. Scout's honor! 352KB.

The third installment in the JA troika, introducing John's Arm's arch-enemy, Lefty. Recently there've been some offers to license John's Arm. This is known as "commercial suicide". 2.38MB. Huge. Couldn't be helped.

Who says Disney gets all the dumb, unnecessary sequels? Learn what hijinks ensue when a man with a superhero for a right arm tries to get him some "pootie". And you thought it was tough for you. 952KB.

For those who don't live at the Earth's core, here's a taste of MTP-TV, commercials and all. Hey, we gotta pay the bills too. Quit snickering. We're not sell-outs. 507KB.

Never let it be said that we here at Mike the Pod don't have class. Just look at this one. I think you'll find we're just sloppin' over with class, matey. So stick that in your hat and smoke it. 434KB.

John isn't a superhero...but his right arm is! Watch as John's arm saves a faraway planet from destruction with some real sleight-of-hand! 1.8MB, but worth it.

Ever dreamed of sharing a hearty mid-morning meal with an ill-tempered, devious psychopath bent on conquest? Well, DREAM NO LONGER! 1.18MB, also worth it.

Seems like the friggin' holidays are always just around the corner, so here's the antidote to all that gooey saccharine "holiday spirit" everybody who didn't have a shitty childhood keeps yammering about. 707KB.

Have you spent your life wondering how to trim them god-awful whiskers from your chinny-chin-chin? Look no further: the answer is in this 1963 short from the MTP Vaults. And get a haircut too, hippie. 429KB.

Hey, if you had eight bionic hearts, and could kick anybody short of God's ass, wouldn't you be a little shit too? (Try refreshing it if it doesn't work the first time. It was my first preloader, for frig's sake.) 847KB.

Just your basic, idyllic afternoon between two young boys and their beloved grandfather. You could almost put it on a Hallmark card. Maybe if you were sending it to a sick freak in a diaper. 337KB.