SITES WE THINK ARE SPIFFY

Why, it's a smorgasbord of unbridled web fury! Do yourself a favor and click on the links below. You may find someplace you like, or hate, but one thing's for sure: you'll go somewhere else.

RE: LINK SWAP REQUESTS: Let's be realistic here- the days of internet handouts are long gone. If you honestly want to link to my site, please do so. If you want to appear on this page, you have to offer some kind of compensation, and it has to be considerable. I get tons of traffic, and tons of emails. Simply asking no longer cuts it anymore; you have to cough up something valuable. Or maybe make a donation? 

ART-O-MAT HQ
The online headquarters of the Art-O-Mat Project, the most kick-ass art movement in the whole wide universe. Better than macrame, even.

THE BATON ROUGE CARTOONIST SOCIETY
Not only is everyone here immensely talented and brilliant, they're a super-nice bunch of folks on top of it. They're far less likely to puke on you than we are.

TOMORROW'S NOBODY
Hilarious Flash animations from guys who actually get off their asses and do some, unlike my sorry, ill-shaven self.

AFRO-NINJA
Ninja please! More crazy web animation, from another guy whose output makes me look like a lazy crotch-gazing fart-bag.

STOMP AND STAMMER
Not just the best goddamn music rag ever, but they actually pay me to draw cartoons for them! Haw! Crazy bastids!!!

LYNCHWORKS
The cyberspace home of my friend Jay Lynch, god of underground comix and collectable cards. If you don't recognize his name, I am shaking my head with disdain and looking down my nose at you.

DEEP FRIED
Another talented Flash artist/cartoonist and nice guy. God I'm loathsome.

MARK MARTIN
NOT the race car driver, but the cartoonist/illustrator, okay? Imagine Steve Buscemi from Fargo saying this after being shot in the face: Are we square?

HOUSE OF FUN
Now that I'm sure that accursed Madness song is stuck in your head, I say get thee gone to the House, home of the indestructible team of Evan Dorkin and Sarah Dyer.

ASTRO-PIMP
Roy Tompkins, in addition to eye-popping poster art, used to do a comic called "Trailer Trash", widely renowned as one of the Five Greatest Comix Ever. Now he can fulfill all your vintage smut needs as well.

CHAOTIC CHICKEN
If it weren't for Randy there wouldn't be a Wak-Atak. He knows how to do assloads of stuff. Hire him to do something. Now.

THE BRUCE ABYSS
Bruce is an old college buddy of mine and a damn fine illustrator. (And I'm not just saying that because we're descended from the same Scottish clan.) Hire him to draw on something, especially if it's a cocktail napkin or Post-It.

CLUB DEVO
Communicate with the Devolutionary Army, as well as brilliant artist/film scorer Mark Mothersbaugh. What are you waitin' for? Are you not men?!

TODD BARRY
Hands-down one of the funniest stand-up comedians I've ever seen, and a great guy on top of it. His site also features the Best Thing On The Net Ever; The Reciept Museum.

More Flash hooliganry from Undercover Studios. Screensavers, games, and all sorts a'stuff!

INFOCORN
Podfriend Jeff understands the great importance of bitching on the Intahnet, as do all us smarty-pants. Plus, it's LIVE!!!

JOE HAVASY'S SITE
Joe's a really good guy I met at the FLUKE festival in 2005. Check him out, won't ya?

JOKESTER MAGAZINE
A brand-spankin' new humor magazine in the grand tradition of MAD and Cracked. And Crazy, dammit! Why does nobody remember Crazy?!?

INDECLINE
Indecline is the original crew behind the Bumfights video (but not the sequels- buyer beware) and their stuff gets better and better. Graffiti, skating, fightin', and Bling Bling! What more could you possibly need?

babysue
If you've never heard of babysue, then SHAME. SHAME ON YOU. Music reviews and the most gloriously tasteless comix your lucky ass could ask for. You finding Ling-Ling's head?

JIM GOAD.net
Jim Goad is the creator of the greatest magazine ever to see print, bar none; ANSWER Me! Go here and order a new copy of the notorious "Rape Issue", since you're fucking lame and don't have an original copy like I do. Now that a lot of Jim's brilliant writing is on the internet, you can amuse yourself by counting the popular sites that rip his style off wholesale.

THE BETAMAX RUNDOWN
One man's quest to review every one of the 600+ Beta tapes he owns. Positively essential.

JOE ROGAN'S BLOG
Joe and I are kindred spirits, but thanks to the 21st century stalker epidemic, I can't tell him about it.

THREADGILL
My friend Ashley Holt, SC artist, humorist and musician extraordinaire. I've been meaning to put Ash's link on here for the longest time, finally I did. I'm such an asshole.

THE AGONY BOOTH
Painstakingly detailed recaps of the worst movies in the world. And you will not find a better Degrassi resource anywhere else, internet or otherwise.

I-MOCKERY
Kids these days forget how important it is to leave mockery to the professionals. Learn from the pros at I-M; nobody does it better when it comes to insane 80's movies/effluvia and keeping Frank "Goddamn" Miller in check.

My Favorite Transformers Sites
Seibertron
TFArchive
TFU.info
Ben's World of Transformers
TF Collectors' Club
Reprolabels
Teletraan I: The Transformers Wikia -Crash your browser/computer EVERY TIME!