BANDS I USETA LIKE
The most-loathed comic strip on the internet. People get all pissy when you talk smack about their favoritest band in the whole wide world, even if they're a bunch of pussies. Before you throw a hissy-fit: I still like Ween. Take a fucking Midol.
THE DAY PEKAR DIED
Self-explanatory.
INVISIBLE INC.
Several hundred of these little creatures have found their way into vending machines across the U.S., thanks to MTP and the almighty Art-O-Mat Project. Each one is totally unique and one-of-a-kind. WHO AWAITS YOU?
ANATOMY OF THE McNUGGET
People tell me that this is hands-down the sickest thing I've ever done. So take that as a warning if you need to. The ironic secret: I still occasionally eat them. Haw!
L'IL T-REX ARMS
An one-pager from ARMLOAD OF ACTION #1, with everyone's favorite gimp as a wee lad, and the trials he faced with his little wiggly appendages.
WALDOA!
Once there was a boy named Waldo. He was very unpopular. Then he got framed for blowing up the science lab, and was chucked into juvenile detention hall. Waldo struggles to keep his sanity by wiling away the hours in daydreams, of which this is but one. If anybody is paying attention or gives a shit, Waldo was the genesis of Willis from "John's Arm".
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SORDID HOLLOW
The inspiration for the animated cartoons. Hilariously, it features none of the same characters. Hilariously I tell you.
For SH fans, here are four unpublished strips featuring the original cast of Orville the crow, Louis the pig, Pavlov the dog, and Colin Flotsam from the later years of Lemmings. Colin more or less evolved into John.
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THE HOARCH
Another blueprint for another aborted animation. Seriously, how great would all that flying shit have been? Ah well.
THE LIQUID PAPER PIRATES
Sailing the inky seas of libel and copyright infringement are the LIQUID PAPER PIRATES: "MAD WHITEY" LeBLANC, "BLACK PENNY" FOUNTAINE, PINKIE PEARL and the shanghaied navigator LEADWORTH T. SHARPE II. Behold their adventures as they clash with dastardly KING MAGNUS, and reunite with their old cohort STAPLETON.
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NO MORE SIPS
The blueprint for the animated commercial. Believe it or not this came from a dream, punchline and all. From "FINK" (1996).
LEMMINGS
Aeons ago (1990-1995), a comic strip existed in a small newspaper. The strip was about aimless doofuses going about their pointless lives. It ran for five years until I got fired for stupid reasons. Though honestly I was sick of doing it anyway. Eventually I'll get around to posting all of this ancient crap, if only to validate the time I spent on it. Plus let's face it... webcomics blow balls.
