CONTACT

Here comes the hard part! I get a LOT of emails. Be a dear and make an effort with your missive, and be succinct. If you don't know the meaning of one or more words in the previous sentence, don't email me at all. Also, I reserve the right to humiliate you if your messages are stupid enough. Consider yourself informed!

I'm also usually very busy/under deadline, so please, don't be offended if I don't answer immediately.

Here's an E-Z Menu of the most common inquiries:

Questions/Comments: Bands I Useta Like

Questions/Comments: John's Arm:Armageddon/Feature Dept.

Questions/Comments: General/Other

Site Comments

Commissions/Licensing (RE: COMMISSIONS: Please keep in mind that I am always under deadline, so unless you have an ample timeline, I may not be able to help you in time. This depends upon the work involved of course, so feel free to contact me and ask.)

All Other Inquiries